Donkey Of The Day For Wednesday, March 9th goes out to 62-year-old William Carroll from none other than Miami, Florida. Now, what does your great Uncle Charla always tell you about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in the world come from Florida and all of the Bronx. Now today's Donkey Of The Day is no exception, the suspect apparently made a huge mess when he was robbing a woman at knifepoint while she was casually walking her dog this past Monday night.
The woman while picking up the poop was approached by the suspect who then pushed her up on a wall, strangling her, and pulled out his knife. Now what caught the police's attention wasn't the fact that Caroll was out of breath from running but the brown stain on his shirt that matched the dog poop from the scene where the woman was robbed.
Please give William Carroll the biggest Donkey of The Day.
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