Alabama Bank Robber's Note To Teller Includes His Home Address

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey Of The Day for Thursday, April 19th to a 55-year-old Alabama man named Gregory Owens after he robbed a bank but included his home address on the note he handed to the teller demanding the money. When police went to the address provided on the note, his mother gave the cops his cell phone number and tracked Owens to the hotel he was staying in. After his arrest, Owens was sentenced to 21 months of incarceration followed by five years of supervised release for committing the 2017 bank robbery and possession of a firearm in furtherance of a violent crime.

The Mobile, Alabama police provided a statement that detailed the bungled bank robbery attempt: 

"On Sept. 14, 2017, Owens entered the Hancock Bank at 2110 Demetropolis Road in Mobile with a green handgun. He approached a teller and gave her a note that demanded money. When she hesitated, he pointed the firearm at her. In fear, the teller then gave Owens approximately $5,645.00 that included a dye pack."

"The note he provided to the teller had his address affixed to it," the release states. "Officers then went to Owens’ residence. He was not there. Officers spoke to his mother. His mother provided his cell number and Owens was located at an area hotel by tracking his cell phone. Owens was arrested still wearing the clothes he wore during the robbery. He was Mirandized and then gave consent to search his vehicle and the green firearm was located inside the vehicle."

Gregory is 55 years old, the first year to order off the iHop senor's menu and he's throwing that all away. He's telling God and the universe to kiss his old ass and tossing aside the blessings of old age. If anyone needs to be celebrated in this whole scenario is Owens' mom, who let her bum of a son live with her at 55 years old and gave up his cell phone number to the police.

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